Reasons why I hate iMessage:

….I automatically know when people are ignoring me.

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ifeelsadtoo:

(Source: daangmel)

All I have to say is:

Since you believe in reincarnation, your next life will be shit.


Toodalooo Mothafucka’

  • me: *blink*
  • parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
Mulan’s on.

Mulan’s on.
Mulan’s on.
Mulan’s on.